Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Meet Clampy.

I think no shopping experience is complete without a shopping cart mascot. Meet Clampy. He's a lobster with loops for hands.

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Clampy dreams of one day owning a watermelon farm. I support your dreams, lil fella.

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Look Dad, I'm unstoppable! O_o

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