Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

The spin cycle

That awkward moment you're in a laundromat and one of the washers near you goes into the spin cycle...

And it sounds similar to a jet preparing for take off...
And everything starts shaking...
And you look out the window and you're at 35,000 feet.

OK, well, except for that last bit, it's all true!