Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

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Every time I see CONSTRUCTION: LANES MERGE AHEAD signs on the freeway I am suddenly able to predict my immediately foreseeable future with 98% accuracy.

Eat that, Nostradamus.

*And that one guy who always waits until the last second to merge. That guy's an ass.

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