Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

A Christmas beach adventure

2:01 PM

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I want to go to there.

I will. I will go to there.

Right now, in fact.

Flippity floppity.

2:30 PM

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North America. December 25. The beach. Toes in the water.

*Could be worse.

*Was worse. I had no cell signal down there.

2:32 PM

Big. Ass. Waves. Today.

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3:30 PM

When sharks get close, I either make friends with them or I punch them in the face.

I ain't scared.

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3:45 PM

Someone put too much detergent in the washer again. O_O

In China.

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4:58 PM

The End. <3

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5:11 PM

Whoops! I forgot to wait for the fat lady to sing!

Finis.

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