Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

A dream of mine

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It is a dream of mine that, one day, I will be able to go to an event and a bunch of people will fall down.

And I will be holding a microphone.

Into which I can say, "Y'all be trippin'!"

Wait... maybe that really is a dream I had. O_o

Anyway -- I think it's possible. ...But I may have to booby trap my own wedding procession to make it happen...

Muahahaha! *coff*

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