Every day I lie to the cardio machine when it asks me how old I am.
And every day it lies to me when it tells me how many calories I've burned.
We have a mutual understanding. It's for the best.
Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.
Every day I lie to the cardio machine when it asks me how old I am.
And every day it lies to me when it tells me how many calories I've burned.
We have a mutual understanding. It's for the best.