Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Adaptation

In line at Sprouts grabbing dinner.

Cashier who I've talked to before greets me.

"So.", she cocks her head, "Are you still doing your 'no stove, no fridge' thing?"

With enthusiasm, "I am!"

"And how's it going?" she asks cheerfully, "Any revelations?"

"Well, I definitely think I'll have an edge on people when the Zombie Apocalypse comes."

She laughs.

And that's fine.

But I was serious.

O_O

Just gimme my vegetables, lady.

;)

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Adaptation: a change or the process of change by which an organism or species becomes better suited to its environment.