Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Allegedly

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On an overcast Sunday morning in September of 2014, I parked my car in a gym parking lot in the San Francisco Bay area, slowly pulled out my phone, looked around to see if anyone was watching, and then allegedly posted this online.

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From the comments:

Mike: I've got a judge signing a warrant right now.

George: Under a clear blue sky in So Lake Tahoe I checked in with Facebook and allegedly read that.
George: Birds will keep silent about that.
George: And squirrels and pine cones falling.

Zero: Pine Cones Falling would make a great band name.