Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

And for my next trick...

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Finish at gym.
Drive to cafe.
Park car.
Walk across parking lot.
Get to the doors.

Pull out my keys. O_o

WTH, brain? I neither own this establishment nor am I am going to drive away with it.

That's just wishful thinking. That's what that is.

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