Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

@#${82b2ded5ae086bbe31c001f0374079c9503b180ae813ec027549eb44365a9474} animal lovers

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You know you must really like animals when your first thought after seeing a mouse crawling over your stuff in your storage unit is, "Awww. Cute!"

But then he freaked out and ran, which made me freak out and shout profanities by accident.

Still, will take mice over spiders any day.

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