Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

"As needed"

I was wondering why the doctor prescribed me high-dose ibuprofen yesterday to take "Every 4-6 hours as needed" when I wasn't in any pain.

Next morning...

Oh. O_O

I've flossed every day since my first dentist appointment a couple weeks ago. But I'm not going to today. And I only brushed my teeth for 60 seconds instead of a full 2 minutes - out of protest.

It might be different if I took my meds, but they have to wait until after I workout.

Funny thing is, I might *not even need them then (endorphins).

Let's find out, shall we?

*Ok. I do. I do.

Good call, doctor. Good call.

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