Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Aves Cosa Nostra

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A shady bird pooped through my open sunroof this morning.

So I just shared a banana with a trio of seagulls.

You may not see the connection, but I have friends in high places.

#justice

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