My "Ask me about being straight and available!" button didn't attract any ladies at the gym yesterday, so I'm going to try taping $100 bills to my body today and see if that works.
This is *totally* gonna work.
I'm excited!
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My "Ask me about being straight and available!" button didn't attract any ladies at the gym yesterday, so I'm going to try taping $100 bills to my body today and see if that works.
This is *totally* gonna work.
I'm excited!
Related: