Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Bright child.

A little Indian girl with an orange bow, rainbow pants, pink shoes, purple & teal striped socks, and a pink, gray, and white striped jacket thinks I am the most fascinating person in this cafe besides her parents -- she keeps walking over and staring.

She is also one of the most colorful children I have ever seen.