Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Clippy

Go to close application on my phone because application is being slow and unresponsive. Error message pops up:

"It appears [application] is not responding. Would you like to close application?"


Considering I just hit "close" for that very reason, I am amused by the accuracy of this error message. And yet, I also feel like that weird paperclip mascot from some old version of Windows Office has been reincarnated on my phone.

I think his name was Captain Obvious.

I'm going to hit "Post" now and fully expect an error message to pop up saying:

"You just hit post. Would you like to post?"