Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Coffee weaver

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If someone asked me if I was manly enough to drink coffee with a spider floating in it, my initial thought would be, "Hell yeah!" and "Coffee should just come with spiders in it by default!"

But after a few moments of consideration -- and more importantly -- a few glances at my coffee cup...

No.

I'm not that manly.

Not yet anyway.

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