Dear eyebrows,
When I talk about "being yourself" and "non-conformity", I'm not talking to you.
I swear, anytime I catch myself in a reflection -- which is also accompanied by bright light -- at least one of you is blatantly trying to "express yourself".
Stop doing that while I'm still single, please.
*So I meant to write "eyebrow hairs", but due to my typo affliction I missed a word -- but people still thought this was funny. Unintentional humor for the win!