Dear Google -
I realize it is highly suspect (or hilarious) that I'm even trying to look up "best mating rituals" to begin with...
(but that's because -- inspired by my earlier post -- I was going to make a joke about "alpha male" displays at the gym)
But what I find even more suspect is that you think it would be a good idea for me to search BestBuy.com for "mating rituals" instead. O_o
Awww heck... let's do it.
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