Dear insects that land on me and make me hit myself,
You think you're so freaking funny, don't you?
I can picture it now...
"Hey Bob, watch me make this guy hit himself!"
"Ha ha ha. Yeah! Do it, Kenny. Do it!"
*Slap!*
"Oh my god, you killed Kenny! You bastard!"
Ok. It wasn't funny that time.
That was actually tragic.
But you know what I mean.
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