Dear LinkedIn -
There's nothing quite like receiving a connection request from someone claiming to be a "self-employed consultant" while also representing themselves with the photo of a Korean porn star.
Dear Google -
Thank you for your reverse image search feature.
Dear "Jodi" -
Babe, if that really was you, sorry for not accepting your LinkedIn request. You should've just put "porn star" to alleviate any confusion on my part.
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