Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Dear Supercuts

9:08AM

Dear SuperCuts,

If you want more business, the first thing you should do when people walk into your establishment is give them a cape to wear while they wait.

Let the viral photo opportunities begin.

You're welcome.

12:55PM

dear-supercuts

I also suggest a full length mirror for selfies, Supercuts. Encourage people to submit their pics to your FB page. "Check-in to win your chance at your own cape or to be a part of our nationwide ad campaign." Kids & adults will love it.

Oh, it's a marketing gold mine. :)