Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Dress for success

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They say "dress for the job you want, not the job you have"...

So now I'm torn between a nice suit, expensive watch, and spy gear -- or -- a Batman outfit and tool belt...

I might just have to settle for" eccentric artist", but that's like the least standard look there is...

Maybe that's a good thing.

Now if I could just find an anteater on a leash...

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