Men's locker room at the gym.
Shaving.
My Hispanic facilities manager friend with the thick accent sees me...
"Eeee e eeez!"
"What?"
"Eeee e eeez!"
Oh no. I still have no idea what he's saying.
"What?"
"EeeeR e eeez!"
"Oh, 'Here he is!'"
"Yes! Eeer he is! Sorry!"
"Oh, no worries. Your English is way better than my Spanish!"
"Oh, you speak Spanish?"
"Agua."
And with that, I think I said everything I needed to say.
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