Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

English

2:57 PM

Oh, English. Ain't there nothing it is can't not do?

3:02 PM

Dear English language,

I are commandething you! Does what I say, you now!

3:08 PM

I done borked my communica bilities. English done gone bye bye. Fat lady she "Lalalala!"

Random semi colon.

Poe tree.

3:12 PM

Please freeze. Gots da technical hardship. Language pack borked. Reboot gonna happen.

We do soon return you be to regular scheduled post some such.

Four score.

3:21 PM

Sometimes you just have to be silly and nonsensical for your own personal amusement & well-being -- without regard to what others think.

Which is the way it should be.

It's fun. And harmless. And you might just amuse someone else in the process.