Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

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This post has been formatted to fit your screen. In the event of a real emergency, yield to pedestrians in crosswalk. Do not pass go. Go directly to jail. That's not a knife, this is a knife! You'll poke your eye out! Dude looks like a lady. I just want to bang on these drums all day. I hope you can dance. So don't turn out the lights.

I didn't know what to say, so I said everything.

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