Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Forgetful

2:28 PM

Crap. I forgot to take and post a selfie today.

Maybe tomorrow.

2:35 PM

Just a heads up: I'm probably gonna drop a selfie tomorrow.

I don't care if that's not how you're supposed to say it.

That's how I say it.

4:44 PM

To prepare myself for dropping a fresh selfie tomorrow, here's an old selfie from March.

And as no "pre-selfie drop test" would be complete without a pop star frog, Bill Dollar and a squirrel, and 2 bears fighting, here's a selfie with me, a pop star frog, Bill Dollar and a squirrel, and 2 bears fighting.

Because sometimes you need that.

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