Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Free shop card

Walk into Walmart to buy an item that dropped in price everywhere but Target today (which is where I went first -- because I have a $5 coupon there -- and walked away sad. So then I drove to Walmart...).

The girl in electronics rings me up... The register makes a beep.

"Oh, looks like you get a free shop card!", she says. "Here, let me get one that doesn't have hearts all over it."

She walks to another aisle and comes back...

'What's a free shop card?' I ask. Not at all sure I want it.

"It's a free shopping card for --"

She swipes the card in the register and waits for a response.

"--$30 dollars."

'Ok, yeah. I want that.'

That was a nice surprise. Thank you, universe! :)

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