Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Geographical context

"Have you ever been bitten?"
"All the time."

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"Did you just switch hands? Are you ambidextrous?"
*laughs* "No, I'm right handed."
"Well, something's different."

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"Try not to swallow."

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"Bite down."

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There are some places you can have conversations with a member of the opposite sex you just met that you just can't have anywhere else.

The dentist's office is one of them.

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