I get these daily email notifications for a Twitter account I don't use.
They all have the subject: "Here's what's happening on Twitter"
Funny thing is, I already know -- and always know -- what's happening on Twitter...
And this is it:
Millions upon millions of people talking about anything and everything at the same time.
Any attempt to state otherwise is simply someone's interpretation of what's happening on Twitter -- and not an accurate representation of what's really happening.
Now let me tell you about what I had for lunch! OH EM GEE! It was soooo good...