Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

I have an announcement!

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Amazing news this morning! I can't even believe it.

How this is even legal, I don't know. But I could totally save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico! Woohoo!

Nope. Nope. Wait...

False alarm, folks.

I'm already using Geico.

*Seriously, how badly do I want some good news when Geico insurance commercials get me momentarily excited? O_o

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