Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

"I like math..."

I like math because it's a short word and easy to spell.

Mathematics, not so much.

If this was a review on a movie poster:

"I like math..."

Although that really isn't what I said.

You see how this works?

Good. Because this is often how many articles and news reports work these days, too.

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