Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

I took a cab...

Saw a cab idling in the parking lot. Since everyone says you're supposed to take a cab on New Year's Eve, I decided what the heck, you know?

That it might be a neat experience.

But I've been driving this thing around for like 20 minutes...

And it was kind of fun at first, and lots of people were waving at me, so I waved back as I drove by...

But then they started swearing and stuff. So I pulled over to see what was up and then a bunch of people got in.

And that was too much for me, so I got out and walked back to my car.

*While I didn't really take a cab tonight, if you drink tonight, be safe and don't drive. Call a cab. Please. :)