Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

I'm big in Zagreb, Hrvatska.

Wow. A girl from Zagreb, Hrvatska wrote to me, "Spent yesterday reading your blog and enjoyed every minute of it." -- and I thought that might be an exaggeration, but um...pageviews for my blog yesterday were *double* what they normally are, but visitor count is about the same.

She really did spend the day reading my blog. *shocker!*