Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

In the line of fire

That awkward moment when you're in a public place and someone has their phone aimed right at you...

And they are either taking a picture of YOU with the back camera -- or taking a picture of themselves with the front camera...

And you're all like, "Do it! DOOOO IT! DOOOO IT NOOOW!"

'Cause seriously, my "good face" only lasts a second before I get self-conscious and it goes all Quasimodo.

It's a *gift, really.

*Not really a gift.