Why I like talking to myself...
Hey self...
Yeah, Zero?
You remember that time we ate a whole box of ice cream sandwiches?
Oh yeah, man. That was awesome!
I wonder if we could do it again...
Oh, I'm sure we could!
Oh, I don't know. That's a lot of sandwiches...
Oh please! It's me you're talking to!
Yeah. You're right. I bet we could.
I know we could!
Should we?
Oh, absolutely! I've never been more sure about anything in my life!
Good answer!
Thanks, bro!
Hey...
What?
You complete me.
Oooooh yooooou.
Supplemental:
I don't really talk to myself (much) out loud -- this was more of an inner dialogue told in an entertaining fashion. However, if you're interested in recent research on the subject of talking to yourself, here are a couple links: