Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

It depends on who's listening

Dental assistant looking at my x-rays, pointing at a tooth on-screen, "That one looks super painful. You sure you're not in a lot of pain?"

"That one broke in 2009. That's not my recent one. You get used to it."

Can't tell if I just sounded like a total badass --

or an idiot.

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