Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

It's funny because he has no pants on.

Ha! I just found a note I wrote after I woke up from a dream last night.

"Guy in cowboy hat driving a white pickup truck with the following words written on the doors:

"Pantsless Chicken. FEAR IT!"

Either my subconscious is insane or it has a great sense of humor -- as that just made me LOL.