Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Kids these days

Dept store checkout. All the lines are packed. Everyone seems grouchy.

Little old lady with only 5 items insists I go in front of her because I only have 1.

People who do this are awesome.

I thanked her twice.
She seemed quite happy about that.

Good times.

*She gave me that "This young kid seems alright" look.