Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Life in the tropics

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Ya ever notice how a stoplight "walk alert" sounds either like a bird chirping or it's a person saying "please walk"?

I wonder how many innocent blind people die -- or how many car accidents occur -- in the tropics each year from parrots imitating those alerts while sitting on stoplights.

It has to be astronomical.

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