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"Would you be into a really intense short-term relationship?"

Another failed pick up line at the gym today.

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From the comments:

Azmiri: That line works on the older ladies Zero...

Zero: WOOT!

Carl: I've heard of high-intensity interval training, but high-intensity interval-relationships?

Zero: Yes, HIIR. Burn through even more relationships in less time!

Christina: I enjoy an intense short term relationship. Never have to share the remote!