So I've been thinking and I need to come to a decision in a hurry... what kind of mail order bride should I order?
From the comments:
Rachelle: Plastic.
Carrie: someone who can cook, laugh and watch your six like the best scout sniper available.
Jodi: I don't think they can send those to a PO Box.
Zero: Maybe I could become a mail-order husband. I need to look into the pros and cons of both...
Heather: Mail order??? Have you seen the cost of shipping and handling these days?????????
Kelly: What's the budget look like?
Drew Just make sure you don't get a male order bride.
That's a mistake I'll never make again.
Terrence: Make sure there is return postage included ...