Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

My virginity.

[Zero Dean] is no longer a virgin! YESSSS!

Nah, I'm just kidding...

I mean... I'm not.

But, you know, I didn't just have sex.

I mean, I wouldn't tell you if I did -- that would be weird. I mean weirder than usual.

But anyway... I didn't (just have sex).

So, how is your day going then?