Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

No, really. Did you say something?

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My phone automatically warns me not to listen to music at a high volume for extended periods of time because it can "damage my hearing".

That's why I always turn the volume down during the gap between songs.

#loophole FTW!

I'm sorry, what did you say? Speak up. I can't hear you.

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