If only Panda Express was what it sounds like. I'd take 3 in a heartbeat.
And then I would give them Renaissance names and teach them Kung Fu.
Wait. I might still do that.
Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.
If only Panda Express was what it sounds like. I'd take 3 in a heartbeat.
And then I would give them Renaissance names and teach them Kung Fu.
Wait. I might still do that.