I wish I could find the store where all of these guys at the gym wearing shirts with the sleeves torn off go to.
Not because I want any shirts with the sleeves torn off.
I'm hoping they have something a bit more bad ass than that...
You know...
Bullet holes, knife fight tears, shark bite marks, Honey Badger rips, tire treads...
That's the kind of shirt I want.
Dang. If those don't exist, that's a brilliant idea.
I just need a bunch of weapons, a shark, and a Honey Badger.
We'll call it Perilwear™.
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