Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Pest prevention

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Seeing a sign for "Pest prevention" on a truck this morning makes me think you can hire the guy to follow you around all day making sure no one bothers you.

"Just let the ladies through today, Bruno. I haven't got time for any male shenanigans... Unless they're ninjas or they have dogs I can pet."

Being a ninja or having a dog I can pet obviously opens up a lot of doors in my world.

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