Plenty of fish in the sea, they say.
Well, maybe that was great like a billion+ years ago, but I'm kind of looking for a female land dweller now...
I'd even consider a cute mermaid -- even if it meant I had to buy a house boat (and that's a real long-term investment).
Although I am now wondering what mermaids eat... and if she'd be willing to adopt.
Ok, that's enough thinking for a Sunday.