Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Randomest text ever.

[Earlier today I posted: "I dare you to pick up your phone and txt me something random. 760-444-4725. Go." ]

Some folks were wondering what the randomest txt I received was:

"Rabbid pickle weasles ate my muffin. Merry Christmas Charlie Sheen" followed by...

"My butt itches"