Walk up to cafe counter. Greeted by older woman who scans my rewards card.
"Your name is Zero ... *she looks at me, then back at the register * ...and you have $1 off a kid's meal."
"Yes, that's true. My name is Zero. And I have $1 off a kid's meal. Thank you."
She smiles.
Bam!
One person at a time. That works for me.