Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Rewards coffee

Walk into cafe. Notice the long line. Put laptop bag down...

Turn around to discover a cashier standing there holding an empty cup out for me...

"Here. This is my rewards coffee. I'm not going to use it. You can have it."

I smile and say thank you VERY much. And then she disappears.

Just like that.

Some days I question my effectiveness. Moments like this are always a reminder that I must be doing something right.

At least the coffee gods think so.

*And no, not the same cashier as the other day.
**And the coffee is self-serve -- thus, the empty cup.